Tour De LeBron

June 4th, 2010

In less than a month LeBron James is coming to a city near you! No, really he is. In his attempt to take even more attention away from the NBA Finals and other free agents available this summer he has planned a Free Agency Sumer Tour to cities that may be able to scoop him up in the Free Agency market. New York, New Jersey, Miami, Chicago and Los Angeles (just for the Hollywood aspect) are on his agenda for this summer. James is even in discussions with NIKE to make a customized shoe for every city he visits. 

With all this hype I tell you one thing, LeBron James and his mammoth-sized ego better learn how to win just as well as they do public relations. These cities that are begging… I mean campaining for The King to come to their town are expecting greatness and nothing more. Just ask the folks at SendLeBronToChicago.com who put this billboard up predicting another championship and wanting LBJ to finish Jordan’s work. 

That’s right LeBron, your hometown hero routine won’t work outside of Cleveland. No more cute little pregame routines.THESE CITIES WANT RESULTS! Especially Chicago and Miami. These are teams that have seen the postseason or even tasted a championship in the past decade. New York and New Jersey may just settle for a Coke and your smile for one season. But the Nathan’s Hot Dogs will hit the fan if  you don’t put some sort of banner up in MSG by season two. I can’t and won’t speak for New Jersey a.k.a The Armpit of America. So go ahead, tour the nation LeBron, sell your shoes, get folks hyped. Just makes sure your game can back up all your fancy PR.  

Honeymoon’s over LBJ. It’s Winning Time.

SendLeBrontoChicago.com is not playing. They even have the billboard to prove it.

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